Jake *tchings* Citan. <3 Citan c_c Citan heartbubbles, a little, and *tching* back. someone who can use a sword T_T You say, "I can use anything you put in my hands. *leer*" Mikhael says, "..." Squall says, "..." Citan says, "..." Dick picks up Ivy. Heads off. Plants don't die so easily. ._. Pamela clings to Dick. Pamelaplayer cannot believe she just typed that. Molly says, "I always thought you kinda played for the other team, Pam." Simon:) (:) (|) (X) (><) (> <) (| |) (: :) Ask looks at Simon, looks herself, hmms. Ask concentrates. Ask :) ... (:) (|) (X) (><) (> <) (| |) (: :) Ask 1 says, ":D" Zappa applauds! Ask 2 agrees. (: Simon and Simon dance with Ask and Ask! Squall says, "...what the" Squall says, "th--" Squall says, "there's f'n mitosis on my screen" Reika says, "yep" Don't be angry, bud! Simon and Simon eye Squall, "Is that a problem?" "Don't hate." Alpha badump ching. :) :)D8= =8D:oD8= =86:o98= Simon says, "... Why is Reno splitting?" Squall isn't sure what he's doing. =8968= =8698= Temari says, "What the christ." =8o*burp*o8= Tony says, "That is an -excellent- question, Temari. Well, statement." Squall says, "I think two faces just converged on another and consumed it C_C" Squall says, "And then licked each other for good measure." Zappa says, "Also, 69 was involved." Temari says, "Thank you Tony, I thought it was fitting." Simon says, "... That was very not hot." Reno has dispatched subrenos to enjoy the mitosises You say, "... two Renos converged and ate a :)?!" Squall presumes it became a D: somewhere down the line. =8D D8= Alpha says, "Deep in a wood, two Renos converged...er, wait." Ask and Ask says, "We are horrified--" "--traumatized even," "probably have to go through therapy for this." =8D D8= :O =8D D8====8O =8D D8==8O =8D D8=8O =8D 68= *munch* Simon says, "We knew Reno was monocellular..." Simon says, "Because no multicellular being could be that pickled and survive." Squall says, "...ask" Squall says, "er-- asks" Squall says, "i'm scared." =========8D Asks hold Squall, one on either side. :(_._._): Squall says, "..." Ask 1 AAAAH |Ask1|==========8D |Ask1|=======8D |Ask1|====8D Squall C_C it's like a horror movie. |Ask1|=8D Ask nooo!!! |Ask1|=8() Ask *Psycho music* =8(|Ask1|) =8(Ask1) =8(sk) Ask 1 aARHGKLJFKLSDJLAJ =8() Squall is suddenly gone =8I =8o *burp* Ask 2 Q_Q Simon says, "Reno ate one of her!" Simon and Simon drive off in different directions! Ask is so... alone.... ;_; ====C_C <-- Simon1 Zappa says, "If Simon1 leaves Midgard going 65 miles per hour, and Simon2 leaves Midgard going 48 miles per hour, how long will it take before they get eaten by Reno?" Miki has connected. Eve says, "Your ass is cleaner than your mouth." Miki says, "...I always walk in on the most strange conversations." (OOC) Shuyin says, "You know... I think it's high time we actually trained a militia." (OOC) Tokaki says, "Middleton's not supposed to have one. :D" (OOC) Celes says, "Guess what? Times have officially changed. XD" (OOC) Shuyin ayups. (OOC) Shuyin starts up a class for 'Fun and Effective Uses for Common Farmyard Implements'. Hangs out a signup sheet on the wall of the Velvet. (OOC) Tokaki sets up a kempo school for the kiddies! (OOC) Celes will have to train them with a sword. >_> (OOC) Shuyin should teach blitzball. Makes for a good ranged attack, and if they ever use gas attacks, being able to hold your breath for half an hour could come in handy. (OOC) Celes says, "And Rikku can teach them how to make... something. o.o" (OOC) Shuyin says, "Splody things." (OOC) Tai'en says, "Fun and Effective Uses for Common Kitchen Substances!" (OOC) Tokaki says, "That's just... scary." (OOC) Shuyin envisions, a year from now. Someone tries to invade Middleton... and gets /BURGERED/. [GHMilitary] Strength says, "...Cagalli and Margarete need to compare bazookas." [GHMilitary] Margarete says, "hahaha yeah" [GHMilitary] Setsuri says, ".... XD" [GHMilitary] Squall dies [GHMilitary] Setsuri says, "the female version of wang-comparing." [GHMilitary] Margarete says, "exactly" (OOC) Squall watches his Rune hop from his sword to Setsuri's sword. Feels somehow... --this is like a Rune STD or something. [GoldenHall] Strength says, "...Do you get excited when you RP?" [GoldenHall] Ruler of the Hall, Setsuri says, "... Strength, that sounds wrong." From DOWNTOWN: Promenade Boulevard a male voice shouts, "i wish i knew how this worked" From DOWNTOWN: Promenade Boulevard a male voice shouts, "lololololololo" Jake shouts, "BEND HER OVER AND STICK IT IN" From DOWNTOWN: Promenade Boulevard a female voice shouts, "--JAKE WINS FOREVER" From DOWNTOWN: Promenade Boulevard a male voice shouts, "GOT IT" From DOWNTOWN: Promenade Boulevard a male voice shouts, "THANKS JAKE" Jake shouts, "GOD, TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH" From DOWNTOWN: Promenade Boulevard a female voice shouts, "I'll name our kid after you! <3" From DOWNTOWN: Promenade Boulevard a male voice shouts, "YOU'RE MY HERO" From DOWNTOWN: Promenade Boulevard a male voice shouts, "AND IT'LL BE A MAN, JUST LIKE YOU JAKE" Molly says, "I had a friend in middle school who would claim she was pregnant. >_> I believed her." Molly says, "In high school... she did indeed become pregnant." Lezard says, "The girl who cried fetus? >_>" Molly snorts sodak;masdnv;kldnv;dklfjbn;dskfj [OOC] Tony says, "Pah. I'm celibate thanks to the stupid chestplate, anyway." [OOC] Jake says, "Why do you have to take off your shirt?" [OOC] Jake says, "Or, you know. let them touch you on the chest. 9_9" [OOC] Tony says, "See? The logistics get complicated unless I get kinky." [OOC] Tony pause. [OOC] Jake just looks at you. [OOC] Jake says, "...and?" [OOC] Tony says, "Well. You may have a point." [OOC] Rufus says, "it's so sad that giving Rufus a pet seems somehow to make him feel-- complete to me." [OOC] Tony says, "He is a sad little man." [OOC] Rufus says, "he needs a puppy or kitton :(" [OOC] Jake says, "He's a Hunter?!" [OOC] Rufus .... [OOC] Jake runs. very far. [OOC] Rufus sldjfhdasfga [OOC] Rufus says, "he IS" [OOC] Rufus says, "he has a shotgun and a pet :(" [OOC] Jake says, "--he's a /Dwarf/ Hunter." [OOC] Rufus says, "elves can use guns" [OOC] Jake says, "but they don't start out with it" [OOC] Rufus says, "in fact most seem to at the higher levels" [OOC] Rufus says, "are you saying rufus is low-level?!" [OOC] Jake :3 [OOC] Rufus smack Jake! C_C_ [OOC] Jake aaah [OOC] Jake kills the pet. [OOC] Rufus says, "noooooooooooo!" [OOC] Rufus takes like ten seconds to revive it. [OOC] Rufus feigns death. [OOC] Jake mobs Rufus in the meantime in melee. [OOC] Jake cursors over Rufus. e.e [OOC] Rufus says, "oh shi" [OOC] Jake aha [OOC] Jake mob! mob! [OOC] Rufus aspect of the monkey raptor strike mongoose bite [OOC] Rufus says, "wing clip KITE" [OOC] Tony says, "..." [OOC] Jake battle shout rend thunder clap hamstring sunder armor [OOC] Jake HEROIC STRIKE [OOC] Rufus SPAM MOONFIRE [OOC] Jake says, "what" [OOC] Jake says, "no fair cross-classing" [OOC] Rufus says, "do i look like a fair player" (OOC) Seifer says, "...Your oceans are air? How the hell do you expect to fish in them?" (OOC) Ishida says, "Flying fish." (OOC) Seifer whaps Ishida. It is an interesting thing. The burning buildings all around have people trying to rescue them, but as soon as Shinn jumps in after the Squire... there's an odd shifting in the amount of moisture in the air and it suddenly starts to downpour, which certainly helps with the fire, though not too much right away. The buildings also have falling beams of burning wood, but again, with Shinn, things don't quite go the same. A beam falls in his house, but it misses him by a whole foot. In fact, they'll all miss him. And the smoke will just be thin enough where he goes not to make him sick. ...Yes, throw Perth into burning houses because they have the best chance of survival. (OOC) Shinn says, "'Oh crap, imminent disaster! Throw Shinn in, that'll stop it!' 'Wh-what?!'" (OOC) Lacus laughs! (OOC) Lacus says, "Either he'll stop it by his mere presence.....or he'll die! A win-win situation!" To (Sasuke, Setsuri), Itachi pages: I do have to mention. To (Sasuke, Setsuri), Itachi pages: Having reinforcements on-hand is fun. Long distance to (Sasuke, Itachi): Setsuri frabbajkldfreaking clones muttermutter You paged (Sasuke, Itachi) with 'You know, my idea of a hot threesome does not mean two of the same person.'. To (Sasuke, Setsuri), Itachi pages: why not You paged (Sasuke, Itachi) with '.... twin fetish aside.'. To (Sasuke, Setsuri), Itachi pages: imagine To (Sasuke, Setsuri), Itachi pages: two sasuke To (Sasuke, Setsuri), Itachi pages: two itachi To (Sasuke, Setsuri), Itachi pages: fun times >:O You paged (Sasuke, Itachi) with 'I ONLY HAVE SO MANY HOLES'. To (Sasuke, Setsuri), Itachi pages: that's okay You paged (Sasuke, Itachi) with 'And you are NOT making more'. To (Sasuke, Setsuri), Itachi pages: Sasuke can make--aw man :( [OOC] Itachi says, "gh-- SASUKE just unf her and replenish her mana >:(" (OOC) Setsuri says, "... I don't think the one Servant-one Master thing counts, considering there's threesomes involving Master and Servant and AAAH" (OOC) Sasuke '_' (OOC) Setsuri takes Sasuke's "mana" :( (OOC) Sasuke ... '____' [OOC] Itachi says, "THAT'S NOT THE FACE AN AVENGER MAKES SASUKE" (OOC) Sasuke :| [OOC] Itachi .. suddenly considers the implications of 'takes Sasuke's "mana" :(' vs. 'takes Sasuke's "mana!" >:(' (OOC) Setsuri ... can do the latter, too. [OOC] Itachi says, "but you've already accepted his mana" (OOC) Setsuri says, "Doesn't mean I can't let him recharge and come back to take more of it." (OOC) Setsuri says, "Only in ! >:( fashion." [OOC] Itachi says, "Setsuri would go back and think on it a little bit and just bet mad and then come back with a trebuchet to lay siege to Sasuke's kingdom" Zappa says, "If it makes you feel any better, Saber, I once discovered a pair of mosquito bites on my butt. One on each cheek." Saber says, ".....BAHAHAHA" Zappa says, "I do not know how mosquitoes got down my pants, nor do I want to know." Sakura says, "Zappa...there's an excellent explanation. The mosquitos must have been...from down under." Rimshot. Setsuri says, "Hey, stop groping my eyeballs." Train says, "TOGA PARTY!" Train puts Janus in a toga. Train kicks him out into the street. Janus parties. Janus ...in the street?! Train says, "Hells yes!" Janus says, "But how can I raise the roof, when there isn't one?!" Train gives Janus a roof. A little one. Janus raises it. Eve could just picture it. Jake tries on the armor. The armor immediately reacts to missing body parts and administers painkillers to the affected region. u.u You say, "It's uncomfortable in some spots, but it fits enough for a test drive. ~_~" You say, "..." Jake quits on the spot. Simon says, " Major trauma detected... *pshhh* Morphine administered... Woooo! Great suit!" Eve says, "Jake really doesn't like a lack of feeling in her .... oh, I shouldn't have gone there." You say, "Though admittedly it's not like I'm using it. e-e;" Eve is surprised! Oh wait, you live with Cloud... You say, "Yeah, /and/ Squall." Eve says, "But... Squall at least gropes?" You say, "Together they emanate an aura of unsexiness that kills off any chances of getting laid within a hundred-yard radius." Simon says, "Man, that'd be enough to turn a normal woman towards the Isle of Lesbos." Eve says, "Jake?" Eve says, "Move out." Eve says, "I could see it now. Jake: "Sorry boys. There ain't enough room in this apartment for you, me, and my sex life. One of us has to go."..." Wandering in, she looks around the room, peering about for anything of interest. She probably won't go so far as to actually rifle through closed drawers--too much effort--but anything in sight is fair game. [OOC] Squall DIES. Squall walks in. Jake looks up from interestedly looking through boxers. Squall ... [OOC] Jake lifts up a pair of boxers that has 'I <3 Rinoa' printed on it. "So who's Rinoa, and does she know you have her name on your boxers?" [OOC] Squall DIES. Squall stares at Jake with murder in his eyes. Jake innocently *plong plong's* boxers between her hands. "What are you /doing/." It's not really a question, and the weight of each word suggests a deep displeasure. Squall really hates getting mixed up into other people's business, and he hates other people getting into his own business even more. Those walls and defenses are up for a reason, and people who breach them are-- are-- --somehow able to wield his weapon effortlessly: his weapon that requires years of training, and usually claims the limbs of the unskilled foolish enough to try using it anyway. This is unusual enough to momentarily distract Squall from his upset at finding her in his room. Standing there in his doorway, utterly nonplussed, he can do little more than stare for a moment before he manages, "...how are you able to use that?" [OOC] Jake plong plongs by way of answer. [OOC] Squall ...derailed [OOC] Jake win [OOC] Squall puts his head down [OOC] Vicious says, "spike's a guy because his boobies explode" [OOC] Vicious says, "do your boobies explode Squall?" Wren shoots Dario with water. Yurimaru <3 Dario shoots fire at the water. Kwami uses earth. Linka uses wind Yurimaru says "HEART!" Captain Planet has connected. Venice says, "For 150 grand a day, I'd /sleep/ with Tony every night." c_c" Tony says, "Very well, Venice. Pay me 150K a day, and you may sleep with me every night." Venice is fortunately able to write it off on taxes as 'charity'. Eve OOOOH! You say, "Ouch, buuuurn." Eve high-fives Venice. Venice^5 with Eve. n-n Tony says, "...she's the one paying for sex, and somehow I'm the one burned. I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to work that way." And just as a note... Rufus actually doesn't understand the cultural significance of 'Vegas,' much. He has some idea of what it is, sure. But the full meaning is lost on him. [OOC] Magda can now see Rufus deciding to research what this 'Vegas' is, going and studiously attending a Tom Jones concert, and :| at Elvis impersonators "Rufus Shinra, ShinRa LLC." His shake is curt, but professional. "Pleasure to meet you." [OOC] Finnian says, "I read that as ShinRa LOL for a moment there." [OOC] Rufus dies. [OOC] Finnian, shinra what?! [OOC] Rufus says, "limited liability company. :(" [OOC] Finnian says, "lol!" Yeah, he ate a flower, California. It's called /rounded nutrition./ [OOC] Cloud says, "Some flowers are poisonous, you know." [OOC] Reno says, "... Cloud, consider what I drink for recreation." [OOC] Cloud says, "...Point." [OOC] Reno challenges nature to come up with something capable of poisoning him. [OOC] Cloud says, "Here, have some water." [OOC] Reno ... [OOC] Reno stands clear. (OOC) Setsuri says, "But I didn't realize the result of carrying myself would be that if I dropped someone, I'd drop them into myself." (OOC) Saicho says, "..." (OOC) Pride says, "..." (OOC) Saicho says, "Setsuri, grabbing people and stuffing them inside you...." (OOC) Tenten couldn't even go +ooc :< (OOC) Saicho says, "Seems more of a Zetsu thing to me, actually." (OOC) Setsuri says, "Well. If it helps, I don't normally grab and stuff them?" (OOC) Setsuri says, "They usually go in there all by themselves. :|" [OOC] Tony says, "Mmm, steamy Asian buns. Asians have the best buns." [OOC] Bruce says, "what" [OOC] Tony says, "Dinner." [OOC] Bruce says, "That's hot." [OOC] Ask ... wants some buns. [OOC] Bruce could go for some buns as well. [OOC] Tony says, "Ever since I got a KitchenAid, buns are approximately a hundred times easier to obtain!" [OOC] Ask envies! [OOC] Ask goes to Tony for some hot buns, then. [OOC] Tony says, "Baby, I've got hot buns for you any time." [OOC] Bruce says, "That's hot." [OOC] Ask says, "Bruce is stuck on repeat, apparently. .-." [OOC] Bruce says, "That's hot." [OOC] Tony says, "The hotness of buns broke him." [OOC] Bruce says, "That's hot." Itachi runs off with Sloth's valuables! Sloth says "nooo my virginity" Itachi says "WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND BOOB MUNCHING? C_C h BTW" Setsuri says, "We like chewing the fat. :I" Roy rimshots. Itachi says "......................................" Setsuri says, "I was going to put up a post warning the populace to watch out for one calling himself 'Uchiha,' about yea high, long hair, long cloak." Itachi nods. Naruto says "Make sure to mention that he likes small children." Tobias has arrived. Itachi takes his hand off Naruto as if incriminated. Tobias says "..." Itachi says "Tobias walked in at the WRONG time." Tobias did. ;_; Setsuri says, "Is there ever a right time?" Aion says "Setsuri. ._. The babies are secure." Setsuri says, "Good job, twin. ._.d" Setsuri says, "Now hand one over. ._." Aion says "... ROSETTE" Aion says "Tell me the dbref of your babies. e_e" Loz says "Mommy is taking a nap right now." Loz says "She'll be back in a bit. D:" Aion says "Damn her. :|" Aion says "She's a tricky one." Setsuri says, "Well, you could come inside me and drop one. :|" Magda distracts Lorenzo with a trail of preschool kids' drawings. Lorenzo asks, "Magda! Are you trying to pursue a career in art again?" Magda :( Lorenzo says, "how many times must i tell you not to quit your day job" Magda says, "i want my fiance back. he didn't make fun o fme" Lorenzo says, "he's six feet under" Magda says, "shut up :(" Lorenzo grabs a shovel, offers. "Get diggin!" Carter dies Magda BREAKS Lorenzo exclaims, "If you're fast enough there might still be some fresh part left!" Magda ......digs Magda takes fiance home Magda says, "hey baby" Carter says, "whoa now" Lorenzo says, "awesome now i'm not the dysfunctional one" Magda says, "i missed you too honey" Lorenzo stands next to Magda to better his image. Magda says, "sure i'll give you a backrub" Magda says, "honey your feet are a little cold in bed" Magda says, "no don't invite your mother to stay. the house is a mess. no i'm not raising my voice. please don't say that" Magda says, "i am not defensive" Magda says, "honey--" Carter eyes magda Lorenzo walks over, breaks off fiancee's hand, slaps Magda with it. Magda says, "OH MY GOD HE WAS USING THAT" Lorenzo sticks the hand in his pants. "Now I am." Carter LAUGHS Magda says, "....................." Carter rolls off that's HORRIBLE In the Arena, (OOC) Saicho says, "Next time I meet Em, hopefully we won't be trying to kill each other." In the Arena, (OOC) Emeralda laughs. Sure thing! In the Arena, (OOC) Emeralda says, "And well, she's a violent little girl. ._. Though she's won easily enough with candy. 6_6" In the Arena, (OOC) Saicho says, "Someone suggested OOCly I distract you with candy during the fight. XD" (OOC) Anri says, "DAMN HER CANDY" (OOC) Harada says, "That was me. :D" In the Arena, (OOC) Emeralda says, "... let me guess, Harada. ~_~" (OOC) Harada says, "..." In the Arena, (OOC) Saicho whistles innocently. (OOC) Harada THBBPPPPPTS. In the Arena, (OOC) Emeralda looks up at the stands. 9_9 Daniel shakes everyone. Arrpeee. Question says, "I need to sleep in half an hour, unfortunately." Daniel says, "You, I have played with once." Daniel says, "I have the log." Question looks sheepish. Daniel says, "ONCE." Daniel says, "It's pretty bad when I've met you more IRL than we've played." Question says, "You know, there's something very twisted and reflective of Internet Values in that statement." Ask returns and ... Ask... eyes Question. C_C Sion blinks. Stifles a giggle. c.c Nina will never want to meet both in the same place. Sephiroth says, "I do. :D" Nina says, "It'd be mind numbing." Sion says, "Maybe." Sion says, "What if you had someone named Answer along with you?" Sion says, "Then you'd probably be okay." You say, "Because they'd provide all the solutions?" Sion says, "Not necessarily, but it sucks when you Ask a Question that has no Answer. ._." Sion, bricked. You say, "..." Nina puts the spare brick down. e.e Marion says, "Question would end up cheating on Answer with some slut named Rhetorical." Daniel says, "And then would go get Loaded." Cloud says, "No, he'd be engaged in forbidden love with Statement." Crocodile has connected. Crocodile is now home! And will no longer tpyo! Crocodile says "Damnit!" Yurimaru cracks the hell up. Axl XD Benisato DIES. Reno says, "... the boss has a lot of secret crushes" Rufus ...shhhhhh Reno. Rufus tucks the list away. Reno writes this down. Rufus x Mario, x Ask. Reno .... x Marion. Rufus says, "..." You say, "--MARIO?" Muhoumatsu says, "................." Rufus sputters Ask /dies./ Rufus says, "reno." Reno says, "Sometimes the boss like a butterball :(" Rufus says, ".......RENO."Reno T_T Rufus says, "...c-come here." Muhoumatsu C_C Muhoumatsu says, "YOUR TURN ON THE LIST." Ask uh-oh Reno says, "also he drinks the Mario Milk! C.C" Rufus says, "/now/ reno! C_C_" You say, "... I'm sure he eats 'shrooms too :|" Muhoumatsu says, "woah take it to a room" Reno says, "WHEN THEY SQUEEZE HIS TEATS, HE YELLS 'HOO-HOO! :(' *goes over to Rufus*" Constantine ... Rufus reaches forward and STAPLES a pink slip to Reno's FACE. [OOC] Tony is just waiting for 'You know Velvet? ...wait. Oh, no you didn't.' [OOC] Ask says, "Tony and Setsuri spend the next hour, looking at each other awkwardly, then a few more hours comparing experiences, then decide that the common bone is enough to get it on." [OOC] Ask says, "... common bond, even." [OOC] Tony says, "...common bone is so appropriate, though." Itachi says "i love porn" Itachi says "..." Itachi says "pork" Itachi says "DAMNIT PORK" Itachi leaves before he's quoted Itachi has left. Molly says, "You are forgetting the best character ever." Molly says, "BIG JOE." Luke says, "YES" Molly says, "And HAMMER." Agrias snorts. XD Agrias says, "Master! Did you see my mad skillz?!" Lupin says, "Big Joe is my hero." Lupin says, "I modelled my life after him." You say, "You guys're all wrong." You say, "THE CAPTAIN OF THE THAMES." Agrias says, "YES." Train shakes Jake. Luke DIES Train SHAKES. Molly says, "WE" Molly says, "ARE" Agrias says, "MEN" Luke says, "OF" Molly says, "OF" Agrias says, "THE" Lupin says, "THE" You say, "SEA!" Agrias says, "SEA!!" Lupin says, "SEA" Luke says, "SEA" Molly says, "SHI" Reno says, "what the hell" Luke LAUGHS Jake rolls. Luke says, "it's like a fucked up echo" Train says, "You forgot the camera pan." Lupin says, "I don't know about you guys.." Lupin says, "But that's good MUXing right there." (OOC) Shuyin is being persistently kittened. (OOC) Tai'en says, "Nooo! You must survive! :o" (OOC) Shuyin says, "Nooj is a pain in the butt. I can't just shove him off on the floor because he'll come back no matter how many times I do it. I have to let him get the wanna-be-on-yous out of his system and then he'll leave." (OOC) Tai'en says, "... that sentence is extremely strange if you take it in the context of the original character." (OOC) Shuyin says, ".... .... .... *LAUGH*"